And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
