Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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