somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
