Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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