He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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