idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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