just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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