I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people