11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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