Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Randomize
