You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
