Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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