I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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