turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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