He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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