i would punch a child for taco bell
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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