Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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