You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I supernannyed him into submission
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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