she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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