Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
