white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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