ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
