moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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