i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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