she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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