let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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