the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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