we have officially lost it.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??