Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun. http://tfl.nu/lec0
  Replies (67) Good night (3295) Bad night (749)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again. http://tfl.nu/cy0p
  Replies (141) Good night (575) Bad night (6162)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there. http://tfl.nu/bvrv
  Replies (27) Good night (4716) Bad night (1073)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"

  (571): View more from Virginia

  you make me proud to be your friend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe" (571): you make me proud to be your friend http://tfl.nu/nyf8
  Replies (65) Good night (4756) Bad night (641)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident http://tfl.nu/4t8c
  Replies (28) Good night (686) Bad night (2683)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): We stole a cat. That is all you need to know. http://tfl.nu/xol0
  Replies (14) Good night (3330) Bad night (1316)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality. http://tfl.nu/dmqi
  Replies (9) Good night (2055) Bad night (966)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night http://tfl.nu/5l2j
  Replies (11) Good night (3480) Bad night (1352)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company. http://tfl.nu/ywd5
  Replies (4) Good night (600) Bad night (1138)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship

  (817): View more from Texas

  Last one there wins

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship (817): Last one there wins http://tfl.nu/wuri
  Replies (3) Good night (2046) Bad night (621)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark. http://tfl.nu/w4xu
  Replies (3) Good night (913) Bad night (349)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus? http://tfl.nu/r0fm
  Replies (3) Good night (691) Bad night (295)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo. http://tfl.nu/6dok
  Replies (3) Good night (895) Bad night (337)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET. http://tfl.nu/1g2i
  Replies (9) Good night (884) Bad night (241)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol. http://tfl.nu/oqf8
  Replies (0) Good night (295) Bad night (196)

Randomize