K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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