Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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