everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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