she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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