Whod you bang
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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