BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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