god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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