how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need to sanitize my soul.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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