hotel room ftw
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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