my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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