But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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