I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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