508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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