thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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