She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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