OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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