party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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