What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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