Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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