how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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