In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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