Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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