I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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