At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
As shirtless as possible
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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