i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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